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Toy Stories

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Mildred and Mary were sitting at a diner drinking tea and eating pie. They had been friends for many, many, many years. Both had deceased husbands and both did not care to date.  They had each other for company.  And they had their 'toys.' Occasionally, they shared a few stories about their 'wild' years, but for the most part their conversations were clean.  About the weather, their health, their circle of friend gossip.  Life was simple. Life was good. However, this day, both women had a little secret they were dying to share, but neither wanted to be the first to start a 'racey' conversation. And then it happened.  The cop that pulled Midred over walked into the diner.  Mildred's face turned beet red. Mary knew in an instant something was up with her friend.  "What is going on in that mind of yours Mildred? Who did you just see?" Mildred was mortified, but she was sure the officer didn't see her.  He ordered his f