Chlamydia Alert
"OMG, Maddie! Can you fucking believe what that crazy psychotic bitch is doing now?" Justine vented to her girlfriend Maddie. As they sat down for Taco Tuesday, Margaritas in hand. "Let me guess....hmmmmm, did she jump off a bridge yet?" Maddie smirked knowing it could never be that simple. Justine smiled and showed Maddie an email on her phone. "She is emailing my male Facebook friends and telling them I sleep around and have Chlamydia. Seriously, does she really think I'd be dating people on my FB page!!? That's just ridiculous!" Maddie's eyes widened. "SHE DID NOT!! Who the Fuck does that!? Does she not have anything better to do? She has truly gone off the deep end." Justine laughed. "I know. I have to laugh, because it's so juvenile and not even true. Condoms are a girl's best friend. Although, she did promote my blogs, so I should probably thank her for that." Justine had a w...