Hairy Business
Samantha and Lolita were driving to their beach condo. They had just spent the day poking around a nudist camp trying to decide if they should bare it all or simply take notes. They discussed their perceptions on hair, specifically pubic hair. Samantha began, "I just don't get it. What is the obsession with hair? Or lack of hair? I have been asked the oddest things from men I haven't even met." "Tell me about it." Lolita chimed in. "One guy actually admitted he'd be more willing to go down on me if I had a landing strip. A God Damn landing strip!! I told him he couldn't be serious and asked if he watched 90s porn much." "Of course he did." Samantha smirked. Samantha laughed so hard. "There is definitely a direct correlation between men's facial hair and women's pubic hair. Did you see that meme? It's so true. The more hair on their face, the less hair women have down there. Lol...