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The Chick Whisperer

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There was this guy.  His name was Erik.  He was average. Not too tall, not skinny.  He didn't work out and he could blend into a crowd. There was not anything particularly special about Erik.  Erik's wife divorced him.  The bitch left him for another guy.  She actually told Erik he was inferior in the bedroom.  Her exact words were:  "Just so you know, Erik, no one has EVER made me cum harder than him".  (Meaning her cheating lover) Erik was heartbroken, devastated and his self esteem had plummeted.  He knew he and his wife had had a healthy sex life for all the years they were married, yet one young stud simply ended it all for them.  He pondered, 'how could this ever happen?' One wild weekend out, Erik met Elaine.  Elaine reminded him that he could still have some fun.  Although, Elaine was ultimately interested in Erik's friend, Erik and Elaine hit it off and eventually became fast friends.   ...