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"Why oh why do these men keep sending Dick Pics? I did not ask! I did not talk about sex! I did not hint to sex! I most definitely do not care to see their junk!" I have received some of the most ridiculous full length photos recently.  Their entire body in front of a mirror.  Not even at full attention. Are they really this proud?" And this is how Nadine began the conversation, over a Sushi lunch, with her girlfriend, one beautiful Florida afternoon. She unloaded as if it was the most casual thing to talk about. Jordan took a bite of her Spicy Tuna roll and made a nasty face. Not over the sushi, but over the thought of random, naked men popping up on her phone. She was happy to not be single these days.  Jordan was married.  But loved listening to Nadine's male escapades.  Just when she thought the stories could not get any better.  They did. "So, I was thinking," Nadine had one of her thoughtful looks on her face. ...