Hallmark meets Porn
Rochelle and Fiona were sitting at an outdoor cafe, each sharing tid bits of their latest sexual escapades. Rochelle is what we would call a Hallmark Channel lover, while Fiona is a total porn parade. Rochelle began: "He is so sweet and romantic. We made love all night long. It was one of the most beautiful first time experiences of my life. The moment he entered me I came within minutes, I simply could not help myself. The anticipation of being together after waiting so long was simply too much to bear." Rochelle and her man had been having a long distance love affair prior to this evening. For Rochelle, it was all about the tender intimacy. You know....That moment in a Hallmark movie when the most 'in love' couple finally consummates their love and the movie fades to black. (This was Rochelle) Fiona on the other hand, had the most outrageous and unpredictable sex life. You never knew what would come out of this girl's mouth.