Hallmark meets Porn

Rochelle and Fiona were sitting at an outdoor cafe, each sharing tid bits of their latest sexual escapades.

Rochelle is what we would call a Hallmark Channel lover, while Fiona is a total porn parade.

 

Rochelle began:

"He is so sweet and romantic.  We made love all night long.  It was one of the most beautiful first time experiences of my life.

The moment he entered me I came within minutes, I simply could not help myself.  The anticipation of being together after waiting so long was simply too much to bear."

Rochelle and her man had been having a long distance love affair prior to this evening.  For Rochelle, it was all about the tender intimacy. 

You know....That moment in a Hallmark movie when the most 'in love' couple finally consummates their love and the movie fades to black.  (This was Rochelle)

Fiona on the other hand, had the most outrageous and unpredictable sex life.  You never knew what would come out of this girl's mouth.  Like the best of porn brought to life. 

"Oh my God."  Began Fiona.  "My guy made me squirt over and over again.  

He was cleaning his couch the next morning."  She smiled with pride. 

"We did it on the couch, in the bed, on the floor, in the shower......mmmmm, in the bed again, or was that the shower twice.  Oh my lord, it was all just so hot and passionate.  He is just the best at everything."

Fiona paused and recaptured the moments in her mind.  And let out a big fat sigh.   She then continued on about each and every position. 

Rochelle's eyes were glued to Fiona.  She could not even imagine having to scrub her couch the next morning.

Moral of the Story:

Never underestimate the power of 'love making' vs 'hot sex.'  

If your women isn't bragging about you, be afraid, be very afraid.