The End of Dating - Chronicles of Serial Daters

"What is it about men being desirous of anal sex?"   Barb said to her girlfriend Deb over brunch one Sunday morning.  "I get that it probably feels better, but does it give men a sense of power knowing they can simply take a woman from behind?" Barb looked at Deb straight in the eye.  "What is the deal with anal?!?"   The words slipped off her tongue in delight. Deb, took a sip of her mimosa and smiled wide, "I occasionally wonder, do they have gay tendencies?  Why not venture on the same team?" Barb nodded in agreement.  "A woman's female parts are warm and moist and so much more satisfying than the alternative." Barb begins to tell Deb about her "backdoor" encounter from the other night. "I have been proposition before.  Men eagerly want to go down that road and the answer has always been, 'Hell No!  Seriously, dude? Are my lady parts not enough?' It's not as if I hadn

There was a guy named Grayson.  He had this thing about him.  Women loved to be around him.  He engaged and gave just enough of attention, that it allowed him to be everything to everyone. He wasn't really great at being in relationships, and he chose his women based on who made him feel the most at ease.  Little did he know, a woman would soon cross his path to penetrate the friend factor and give him something to pause on. One evening he ran into this woman, her name was Linda.  Linda and Grayson had a blast poking fun at one another.  They drank a Martinis and laughed about their exs.  Linda never had an interest in Grayson.  She knew how he was and she needed something deeper.  Something more than Grayson was ever willing to give. Linda liked Grayson well enough, but she really considered Grayson a womanizer.  The entire concept unsettled her. Why bother, being a conquest was not an option for Linda.  However, after a few Martinis, Linda's mind cha

Who said two decent people, recently divorced, can not meet on Tinder? There was an exceptionally hot couple, TJ and Lola.  He had terrible Tinder photos, she was stuck on another guy when they met.  They met for their first date at a local brewery.  As he sits down, she looks him over, her interest quickly peaked.  'He isn't short,' she thought.  'He is kissable.'    Translation: "He looks so much cuter in person." Lola knew the date was a mere distraction from the guy she truly wanted, but she needed to move on.  She needed to figure out how to keep her life relevant.  TJ was intrigued.  He liked Lola a little too much.  The date went from, "Hey, How are you?"  to drinks, to making out, to more drinks, than dinner and hot passionate kissing in each and every establishment they went to.  Before they knew what had hit them, their clothes were off in TJs beach side hotel room. It all happened laser fast and the next morni