Minute Man

There was a guy named Grayson.  He had this thing about him.  Women loved to be around him.  He engaged and gave just enough of attention, that it allowed him to be everything to everyone.

He wasn't really great at being in relationships, and he chose his women based on who made him feel the most at ease. 

Little did he know, a woman would soon cross his path to penetrate the friend factor and give him something to pause on.

One evening he ran into this woman, her name was Linda.  Linda and Grayson had a blast poking fun at one another.  They drank a Martinis and laughed about their exs. 

Linda never had an interest in Grayson.  She knew how he was and she needed something deeper.  Something more than Grayson was ever willing to give.

Linda liked Grayson well enough, but she really considered Grayson a womanizer.  The entire concept unsettled her.

Why bother, being a conquest was not an option for Linda.  However, after a few Martinis, Linda's mind changed.  She made a choice that he would be HER conquest.  It didn't take much, Grayson had been receptive to sleeping with Linda, probably since the first day they meet years ago.

Linda was pretty selective on who she gave the green light to, and she figured he'd be worth it.  The way he carried on, he must be fucking amazing in bed. 

Linda eyed Grayson carefully.  She let her gaze fall towards his crotch.  She smiled slyly knowing Grayson had no idea the evening would end up in her bed.

As they paid for drinks and hugged good-bye, she whispered seductively in his ear.  "Want to do this?"  He looked at her with a sincere element of surprise.  "Are you sure?"  His eyes lit up and he smiled his famous grin of approval. 

The next thing they knew they were in Linda's bedroom.  Linda was empowered.  She felt so good about the turn of events.  They looked at one another from opposite sides of the bed.  He stripped down to nothing.  She followed his lead.  

She made a mental note wondering about his foreplay skills.  'We just got naked and we haven't even kissed yet.'  He climbed right on top of her and was about to get right to it.  She made him stop.  "Not yet, cowboy.  You need to take care of me first."

She already knew he was a lost cause.  A few minutes here, a few minutes there, some very unsatisfying kissing, in and out and in and out and this man was done.

Grayson rolled over in disbelief.

He was in awe of his first experience with Linda.  "You have the most incredible pussy. I have never cum so quickly before."

'Lucky Me!' Linda thought.  'Maybe we just drank too much.  Maybe we should try again.'

So, she pulled him in for round two.  And just like that, he did it again. Within minutes.  Is it possible? Could he truly be a minute man?

Linda was stunned.  Her fantasies of hot, sultry sex with Grayson were blown out of the water.   The most disappointing part was he wasn't even up to par with his height.  He should have been so much bigger, and it would have made the entire ordeal slightly redeemable.

Moral of the Story:  "Never assume a man's skills or size in the bedroom and always ask for references"