The End of Dating - Chronicles of Serial Daters

Carmen walked into the Biker bar to meet her friend, Lane and her 'date'. Lane recently matched with the dude on a dating site.  She hadn't had high hopes for their first encounter.  In fact she didn't even think he'd show up, and was thrilled when Carmen decided to meet up last minute. She explicitly told Carmen in a text that the dude was fair game.  But really it wasn't something she put much thought into at the time. The minute Lane met Rey she was impressed. He isn't a werido she thought. He actually seemed cool and was good looking.  He was educated, personable and decent.  Was it possible she met her first decent match in a long while? Lane and Rey chatted and socialize with the locals, her other girlfriend, Dee, who was working that night and ofcourse Carmen, who was still checking Rey out. Both girls realized Rey was a catch when he took off his hat and showed them his most amazing, beautiful hair.  Carmen and Lane looked at

Samantha and Lolita were driving to their beach condo.  They had just spent the day poking around a nudist camp trying to decide if they should bare it all or simply take notes. They discussed their perceptions on hair, specifically pubic hair.  Samantha began, "I just don't get it.  What is the obsession with hair? Or lack of hair?  I have been asked the oddest things from men I haven't even met." "Tell me about it." Lolita chimed in.  "One guy actually admitted he'd be more willing to go down on me if I had a landing strip.  A God Damn landing strip!! I told him he couldn't be serious and asked if he watched 90s porn much." "Of course he did."  Samantha smirked. Samantha laughed so hard.  "There is definitely a direct correlation between men's facial hair and women's pubic hair.  Did you see that meme?  It's so true.  The more hair on their face, the less hair women have down there. Lol

What better way to celebrate a Birthday than with good friends and a token stripper.   It's even better when the stripper doesn't need to be paid because he is friends with your bestie. In walks Calvin in his designer jeans and expensive pull over.  You may not have guessed, at first glance, he gets paid to take off cop clothes. However, Kacie knew the minute she laid eyes on him he had something worth paying attention to.   She watched as he strutted past her, his movements exuding sexuality.  She carefully looked him up and down, taking him all in.  She deliberately made eye contact in the elevator, her mission was set. This one was going to be fun. Calvin knew he could get anyone he wanted. He choose Dana.  Dana however could care less. She may have teased Calvin over the last month, however, she wasn't into such young guys and Calvin's timing was off with her, something wasn't right.  Ironically, Kacie knew she was getting Calvin