Hairy Business

Samantha and Lolita were driving to their beach condo.  They had just spent the day poking around a nudist camp trying to decide if they should bare it all or simply take notes.

They discussed their perceptions on hair, specifically pubic hair. 

Samantha began, "I just don't get it.  What is the obsession with hair? Or lack of hair?  I have been asked the oddest things from men I haven't even met."

"Tell me about it." Lolita chimed in. "One guy actually admitted he'd be more willing to go down on me if I had a landing strip.  A God Damn landing strip!! I told him he couldn't be serious and asked if he watched 90s porn much."

"Of course he did." Samantha smirked.

Samantha laughed so hard.  "There is definitely a direct correlation between men's facial hair and women's pubic hair.  Did you see that meme?  It's so true.  The more hair on their face, the less hair women have down there.

Lolita was shaking her head. "Unbelievable, and porn does dictate trends."

Samantha continued, "I had a guy asked me to grow it out because it turned him on.  Why would he like that?  He must have watched more 70s porn in his young years.  I just don't get it."

Lolita was thoughtful, this conversation got her thinking all sorts of things. "Well, we have our preferences too, I suppose.  Definitely, no back hair and honestly I'd prefer no chest hair or very little. Too much chest hair is nasty.  Especially if it's going gray.  Nothing worse than little curly chest hair that's going gray.  It's like they have pubs all over their body. 

Samantha was tickled with laughter and totally agreed, nodding her head."So damn true, and there is nothing worse than hairy balls.  Those things need to be squeaky clean ALL the time."

Both girls looked at each other and cracked up.  If men only knew how much they were picked apart by women, they'd be appalled.

Do they think we don't talk to each other and do they understand how badly we mock them?





Morale of the Story:

When in doubt with the hair situation, LESS is always MORE!





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