Sparkly D Pics

"Why oh why do these men keep sending Dick Pics?

I did not ask!
I did not talk about sex!
I did not hint to sex!
I most definitely do not care to see their junk!"

I have received some of the most ridiculous full length photos recently.  Their entire body in front of a mirror.  Not even at full attention.

Are they really this proud?"

And this is how Nadine began the conversation, over a Sushi lunch, with her girlfriend, one beautiful Florida afternoon.

She unloaded as if it was the most casual thing to talk about.

Jordan took a bite of her Spicy Tuna roll and made a nasty face. Not over the sushi, but over the thought of random, naked men popping up on her phone. She was happy to not be single these days. 

Jordan was married.  But loved listening to Nadine's male escapades.  Just when she thought the stories could not get any better.  They did.

"So, I was thinking," Nadine had one of her thoughtful looks on her face.  The kind that made Jordon smile. She knew Nadine was about to say something profoundly funny.

"You know our girlfriend, Shelia?  She recently told me she sent out a P PIC. (Pussy Pic) to a dude she was seeing. However, she used a sparkly Snapchat filter.  It was classic.  The dude absolutely loved it."

Jordon's face was priceless with shock."P Pics. Is that a thing?"

Nadine ignored Jordon's questioning expression and continued on.

"I'm thinking these men should start using Snapchat filters for their Dicks.  Seriously, it would make the whole Dick Pic ordeal so much more entertaining."

Jordon about spit out her water hysterically laughing, "That would be quite the trend, Nadine."

"Yes. I believe so!" Nadine looked at Jordan with a knowing look and a crafty smile. 

"Maybe the damn camera would recognize the head and add ears or a tongue too. That'll get a girls attention!

These men need to get on the ball.  They should really understand a woman's needs.

We don't want to see their dick, we want snuggles and good head.  Geez!  I may just write that on my dating profile app and call it a day."

Go Down and Snuggle Me! 

Nadine never let Jordan down. Another lunch date filled with man revelations and dating tips.  It really did not get any better than this!

Both girls laughed at the absurdity and continued on with their delicious lunch.

Moral of the Story:

Unsolicited Dick Pics are not going to get you laid! 

Sparkly D Pics and a promise to snuggle (among other things) a girl may actually let ya slide.