The End of Dating - Chronicles of Serial Daters

"Wait, wait, say it again?" The 4 sisters were laughing so hard, they almost spit out their wine, margarita, mixed drinks and whatever the hell else they were drinking.  Sister #2 repeated it one more time, she was the creative, free spirit of the foursome.  "I gave the lotion to the creature in the ditch to rub it." I have no idea what I'm talking about, it just came to me.  "Who is the creature? Why a ditch and where are we rubbing the fucking lotion?" The girls hadn't all been together for quite a while.  When they did these annual trips it always filled their love and laugh tanks. Sister #4 pipes in, "Did you hear about the award winning sex toy? The one that was kicked out of the show? Apparently, the toy was too gender specific towards women." Sister #4, the youngest, was always in the know on everything and anything sex related.   Sister #1, the most political of the four, was flipping out, &quo

The Chick Whisperer is at it again.  Check out his story line from prior blog posts. This male seducer may have finally met his match with his Asian counterpart.  She reappears in his life out of the blue, demanding a Valentine's day 'shebang'. She wants roses and romance and all the crazy sex she can get from the Chick Whisperer, as he and only he, can give it to her like no one else can. She slithered back into his life making him question his appearance, his motives and his emotional well being.  She plays with his head, wanting hours and hours of sex, all night long, than leaves him hanging, wondering if he'll be able to keep up with her high sex drive.  He ultimately ended it many months ago.  The demand was simply too much.  As exciting as the chemistry and connection was with this hot little Asian dime piece, he had to let her go. Now she is back in full force and his life has been turned upside down.  He is jumping through hoops thinking o

"Why oh why do these men keep sending Dick Pics? I did not ask! I did not talk about sex! I did not hint to sex! I most definitely do not care to see their junk!" I have received some of the most ridiculous full length photos recently.  Their entire body in front of a mirror.  Not even at full attention. Are they really this proud?" And this is how Nadine began the conversation, over a Sushi lunch, with her girlfriend, one beautiful Florida afternoon. She unloaded as if it was the most casual thing to talk about. Jordan took a bite of her Spicy Tuna roll and made a nasty face. Not over the sushi, but over the thought of random, naked men popping up on her phone. She was happy to not be single these days.  Jordan was married.  But loved listening to Nadine's male escapades.  Just when she thought the stories could not get any better.  They did. "So, I was thinking," Nadine had one of her thoughtful looks on her face.  The