Share and Share A Like

Mary and Jane were the best of friends.

They shared everything.  They shared their hopes and their dreams.  They shared their hardships and their pain.

They shared their first sexual experiences as well.  They only trusted one another with their most intimate details regarding their love lives.

Mary walked into a coffee shop to meet Jane one afternoon.  She ordered the most expensive, fattening drink and slumped down on the couch next to Jane.

"Why are men such horny little deviants? 
Why is it, they only have a one tract mind and want to fuck every hot piece of ass they see? 
Why isn't one great ass enough????"

Jane looked up from her smut novel and eyed Mary carefully.  She needed to be sensitive to Mary's needs.  Her emotional needs.

You see, Jane thought more like a guy.  She loved sex. She was often hornier than the guys she choose to date.  She could care less about intimacy and often just wanted to tack another notch on her belt.  Jane loved sex just as much as any guy.  Jane knew she could not go down this windy road with Mary.

"Mary."  Jane spoke her name softly.  "Who was it?  Which guy ditched you for another girl?"
  
Mary was fumming, but stable.  She knew this was coming.  It happens all the time, and she prepares for it.  It was Jared.  He is so great and hot.  The sex was phenomenal.  However, he wanted to have a threesome and Mary wasn't prepared for that.  How could she share great sex with some random girl or any girl?

Jane looked Mary straight in the eye, "I'd share Jared with you."  

Mary was stunned.  You see, Jane and Mary were no strangers to experimenting with one another.  They had various moments of girl on girl fun over the years.  Just because they could and sometimes it was easier than dealing with a pain in the ass man. Once they actually had a threesome and it was actually a lot of fun.

Mary knew if she allowed Jane to participate, she wouldn't have to worry about Jane wanting Jared all to herself.  He wasn't her type and didn't really care for Jared's style. Mary contemplated this over and over.

She had a better idea, "Let's message him now, tell him we're in for the threesome, tease the shit out of him and leave him hanging.  Than we can tell him, we decided to only be with one another. That'll kill him."

The girls laughed so hard. The thought of Jared waiting half naked for them to come over was awesome. 

For whatever reason, Jane wanted nothing to do with Jared any longer.  She was ready to go back to being free to enjoy her girlfriend's company.  Life and Love are fun.  Hot men and great sex are a dime a dozen.

Moral of the story:

Don't ever share any man with a good friend.  Unless, of course, the guy's dick is worth giving up for another. 

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