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Cum On!

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Three women were casually talking over Cocktails. Each had a story.  Each added something to the conversation.   They were each very enthusiastic to listen to one another chat about their latest man conquests. Sometimes it's the smallest details of a conversation that make the story worthy.  One iota of truth that pulls everything into perspective. Melinda was with her newest, hot flame.  He was really getting her juices flowing.  They had the most intense sex, sex she hadn't experienced in quite a while.  "You don't understand," she told her girlfriend's. " This is different.  We did it everywhere in the house.  And I could NOT believe how effortless it all felt. There is just something about him. He is my Tim McGraw and I just can't help myself.  I want him all to myself.  In fact, after we both cam, we just laid there in our cum juices and snuggled.  As if, it was the most natural thing in the world.  I have never done that be

The Barber

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When a girl goes on a first date. There are three things she is wary of.  Will the guy be short? Will the guy be cool? Will the guy try to make a move, and if he does, will she want him to? Dating is a sport.   You win some, you lose some. Here's a dating tale, you decide: Jamie was waiting for her date.  She was excited to meet the guy.  They texted for almost a week, he was engaging and seemed like he'd be fun to hang out with. She was standing outside waiting for him to approach.  She stood there in her boot heals, looking as adorable as she could.  She spotted him and she was hopeful. As she walked toward him, she was thinking, "Oh no.  Is  it possible? This isn't my date is it?" And as they walked towards each other she knew she was most definitely screwed.  The disappointment written all over her face.  She was taller than him, but even without her heals she'd be taller.  And he was heavier.  His online photos must have been ol

Cool as an Ity Bity cucumber

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Mindy and Katie both had dates the evening prior.  They made plans for lunch the following day to compare notes and were eager to share what they hoped would be excellent experiences to one another.  Let's lay out the circumstances one dater at a time . Mindy was going on a date with a WWF Wrestler.  She was so stinkin' excited.  His photos were dripping hot.  They had been chatting for weeks.  She meet him online and was totally hot for him. Katie was going on a date with a guy she had known forever. They met a few years ago when he worked at a local dance club. He was super cool and smooth.  They had untouchable chemistry.  They recently reconnected on Tinder and spoke on the phone a few times.  Both boys were local.  Both boys had tremendous potential.  Hot Chemistry was the name of the game. Let's talk about the actual dates. We will begin with Katie and Dance Club dude.  Katie had only kissed her guy after they went on a few very enticing dat

Fetish Festival Fun Facts

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"I really do not understand why so many guys are asking if I'm kinky or have a fetish.  What happened to just good old fashioned sex?  Kristin was venting to her girlfriend Jalen. "Why is there a sex laundry list and I'm a prude if I'm not down with X Y & Z?! Kristin was so over the online dating world.  Each and every time she felt she had a decent guy that she could actually meet in person, he starts telling her about some ridiculous fetish.  "Oh please, can you wear nylons and take a photo.  Oh, I'm so excited you are simply thinking about doing this for me."  And than he got ignored on Snapchat.  "Jezus Jalen. What does a girl have to do to find a half way decent guy?  Maybe I need to find a Fucking Fetish and call it a day!" Jalen was Kristin's very gay girlfriend.  She didn't date after a few crazy experiences. She understood and listened intently. "Kristin, if it makes you feel any bett