The Born Again Virgin

Luke and Mandy went on their first date.  They had been chatting for a few weeks and got along very well.

Both were intelligent, funny and attractive.  They really had a cool rapport going on. 

Luke was hooked pretty early on.  He appreciated Mandy's carefree spirit, her sense of humor, her ability to blush at his compliments.  She was the whole package.

Mandy loved Luke's ability to make her smile with his unique humor.  He was sweet and engaging.  He was a good catch.  He could have been a tad skinnier, but Mandy was really trying to be better about not being a shallow shit.

Mandy and Luke went on two exceptionally good dates.  Luke was hopeful.  He was really hoping he and Mandy would eventually have sex.  You see, Luke had a story.  His story was unique.  It was the whole reason Mandy put her shallowness aside and gave Luke a fair chance.

Unfortunately, the very reason Mandy took an interest in Luke, was the very reason she would send Luke on his merry way.

Luke was married for two years.  

He was married to a nice girl. 

Her name was Jan.  

Jan was a virgin prior to marrying Luke. 

Jan was a virgin after divorcing Luke.

Yes.  Luke and Jan never consummated their marriage.  This is why they ultimately divorced. 

However, when Mandy first heard about Luke's marital problems, she was so intrigued she had to know more.

She asked him straight up, "What did you do on your honeymoon?"

He responded openly and honestly, "It was really sad."

'How do you not have sex on your honeymoon?'

Mandy thought

Luke was an understanding, devoted, and caring husband.  'What a sweet guy.' Mandy thought.  He was so patient with his wife.  He would make the perfect guy to at least date.

The more Mandy thought about it, the more she wondered what she was getting herself into.

If she was the first girl Luke had sex with after his sexless marriage, there were all sorts of complications.

What if he was a Minute Man in bed?

What if he got super attached, super quickly?

What if he was awkward or too eager?

Mandy didn't want all that responsibility.  As far as she was concerned, Luke was like a born again virgin.  A real, in the flesh Virgin!!!

She had a few experiences in that arena.  It was never a pretty sight.

Mandy let Luke down gently over text.  Told him, she felt he needed a few casual, sexual experiences.  She explicitly told him she didn't want to be "That Girl" the one who popped his cherry.....again!!!

Moral of the Story:  

Never, Ever do a Virgin. 

It is not as much fun as it sounds.