Casual Listeners

Jade and Dani were hangin' outside at a local brewery.  They were laughing over the eager men at the bar who neither had any interest in.

Jade's infectious laugh attracted all the 'winners."

"What was up with that dude, what was his name Jeffffferrrryyyy? Can it get any worse?"  Dani was being horrible. That guy was so sad, trying waaay too hard.

"His Snapchat friend list had about 5 friends.  I was eyeing his phone for a just a minute." Dani giggled.

"Yeah, seriously!" Jade laughed "One of them was State Farm."

"LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE!" 

They both started cracking up. 

"At least he has that!" Jade blurted out. "And he repeatedly told me he smells like Pancakes and Maple syrup." From his vape. "LORD!"

"Jezus....I think those guys are listening to us."  Dani eyed them inconspicuously.

Dani's phone rang and she answered on speaker.  It was their gorgeous girlfriend, Kara.  She was enroute to see one of her hot flames.

"What's the scoop, girl?"  Dani asked enthusiastically.  There was always a good story from Kara. 

"Omg Dani! I met the hottest guy last night. We had the best time"

Dani gave Jade 'the look' with a smirky smile.  Jade reciprocated.  They both knew where this conversation was going.  And the dudes at the next table were in sure fire ear shot.

"Am I on speaker?" Kara asked innocently. 

"Um, yea!" Dani responded sheepishly.  "Jade is here.  She needs to hear this.  There is NO--ONE here. NO ONE is listening."

Dani felt a tad bad, but she was all for the entertainment. And Kara was entertaining.

Kara proceeded to shared intimate, wet, sexy details about her evening.  They were so intense she had Dani laughing and Jade in tears, mildly embarrassed.  Kara repeated her story about 3 times, she wanted to make sure she didn't leave anything out.  

When she was finished.  She asked one more time.  "Who is Listening!!?" 

"NO ONE!" the girls scoffed.  "Just a few dudes passing by."  And they broke out in laughter.

Moral of the Story:

When sharing your evening escapades, never let your trusted girlfriends leave you on speaker.