The End of Dating - Chronicles of Serial Daters

Mildred and Mary were sitting at a diner drinking tea and eating pie. They had been friends for many, many, many years. Both had deceased husbands and both did not care to date.  They had each other for company.  And they had their 'toys.' Occasionally, they shared a few stories about their 'wild' years, but for the most part their conversations were clean.  About the weather, their health, their circle of friend gossip.  Life was simple. Life was good. However, this day, both women had a little secret they were dying to share, but neither wanted to be the first to start a 'racey' conversation. And then it happened.  The cop that pulled Midred over walked into the diner.  Mildred's face turned beet red. Mary knew in an instant something was up with her friend.  "What is going on in that mind of yours Mildred? Who did you just see?" Mildred was mortified, but she was sure the officer didn't see her.  He ordered his f...

"I need my pussy on it's 'A Game' and have it perfect for "insert name here" Yes, Sex Goddess was at it again. She knew what and who she wanted at any given moment in time.  Don't let her fool you though, as innocent and cool as she seems to her men, they are all just pawns in the bigger picture.  They are her conquests. They are her hoes. They are her manmeat. She plays, and she plays well.  They all think they are number one.  They all think she will settled down with them, but just as she gets her hope's up on one, another captures her attention in what seems to be moments. She gives 100% of herself, she gives sincerely with goodness, and then she casually flakes without a care in the world.  How did she become this sexy creature of hope, squashing every man's dream of forevermore? Every man had something to offer.  They all have at least one worthy quality.  At least one worthy trait wort...

Riley had a new play thing at her disposal.  She had a really great night and had to share her man conquest with her best girl, Ellie. "This guy is way too sweet for my own good.  He already knows all my buttons and pushes them one by one." Ellie was fully engaged.  "But he has this freak side.  He wants me to play with his cum after he finishes. That's totally a first for me." Ellie was perplexed, "What does he want you to do, paint a damn picture?" Riley laughed for a minute.  "What the fuck?  That's hilarious.  I suppose I could." Ellie was on a roll, "Add a little food coloring and you can be fucking Picasso." Riley rolled her eyes.  Ellie had her own conquest to share.  "Once I had a dude mix his cum in with his kid's homemade slime. Now, if that's not a freak side, I surely don't know what is." Riley continued, " There's this other thing tho, he really i...

"Wait, wait, say it again?" The 4 sisters were laughing so hard, they almost spit out their wine, margarita, mixed drinks and whatever the hell else they were drinking.  Sister #2 repeated it one more time, she was the creative, free spirit of the foursome.  "I gave the lotion to the creature in the ditch to rub it." I have no idea what I'm talking about, it just came to me.  "Who is the creature? Why a ditch and where are we rubbing the fucking lotion?" The girls hadn't all been together for quite a while.  When they did these annual trips it always filled their love and laugh tanks. Sister #4 pipes in, "Did you hear about the award winning sex toy? The one that was kicked out of the show? Apparently, the toy was too gender specific towards women." Sister #4, the youngest, was always in the know on everything and anything sex related.   Sister #1, the most political of the four, was flipping out, ...

The Chick Whisperer is at it again.  Check out his story line from prior blog posts. This male seducer may have finally met his match with his Asian counterpart.  She reappears in his life out of the blue, demanding a Valentine's day 'shebang'. She wants roses and romance and all the crazy sex she can get from the Chick Whisperer, as he and only he, can give it to her like no one else can. She slithered back into his life making him question his appearance, his motives and his emotional well being.  She plays with his head, wanting hours and hours of sex, all night long, than leaves him hanging, wondering if he'll be able to keep up with her high sex drive.  He ultimately ended it many months ago.  The demand was simply too much.  As exciting as the chemistry and connection was with this hot little Asian dime piece, he had to let her go. Now she is back in full force and his life has been turned upside down.  He is jumping throug...

"Why oh why do these men keep sending Dick Pics? I did not ask! I did not talk about sex! I did not hint to sex! I most definitely do not care to see their junk!" I have received some of the most ridiculous full length photos recently.  Their entire body in front of a mirror.  Not even at full attention. Are they really this proud?" And this is how Nadine began the conversation, over a Sushi lunch, with her girlfriend, one beautiful Florida afternoon. She unloaded as if it was the most casual thing to talk about. Jordan took a bite of her Spicy Tuna roll and made a nasty face. Not over the sushi, but over the thought of random, naked men popping up on her phone. She was happy to not be single these days.  Jordan was married.  But loved listening to Nadine's male escapades.  Just when she thought the stories could not get any better.  They did. "So, I was thinking," Nadine had one of her thoughtful looks on her face. ...

"Why? Why me? Sometimes I really hate dating!  For once, why can't I meet a normal guy that just wants to have fun and not be a damn weirdo about shit?"   Ashlee vented to her girlfriend over the phone. Kara listened wholeheartedly.  She knew exactly what her friend meant. "It's a numbers game, babe! We got to go through the bad ones to get to the good ones!" "I know.  It wouldn't have been so bad, if he would have at least told me be was 23, not 32.  His profile was wrong. He waited till the end of the night to tell me.  That's a total game changer. It was obvious he just wanted to get laid.  Sometimes a girl wants a real damn date!"   Ashlee unloaded.  She was exsapirated with the whole dating process. Kara laughed.  "I'll presume he was not fuckable." "Hell No! This is how I gauge these boys:  20somethings you got to be way hot and sexy for me to consider being with you.  30somethings you need...