The End of Dating - Chronicles of Serial Daters

Carmen walked into the Biker bar to meet her friend, Lane and her 'date'. Lane recently matched with the dude on a dating site.  She hadn't had high hopes for their first encounter.  In fact she didn't even think he'd show up, and was thrilled when Carmen decided to meet up last minute. She explicitly told Carmen in a text that the dude was fair game.  But really it wasn't something she put much thought into at the time. The minute Lane met Rey she was impressed. He isn't a werido she thought. He actually seemed cool and was good looking.  He was educated, personable and decent.  Was it possible she met her first decent match in a long while? Lane and Rey chatted and socialize with the locals, her other girlfriend, Dee, who was working that night and ofcourse Carmen, who was still checking Rey out. Both girls realized Rey was a catch when he took off his hat and showed them his most amazing, beautiful hair.  Carmen and Lane looked at

Samantha and Lolita were driving to their beach condo.  They had just spent the day poking around a nudist camp trying to decide if they should bare it all or simply take notes. They discussed their perceptions on hair, specifically pubic hair.  Samantha began, "I just don't get it.  What is the obsession with hair? Or lack of hair?  I have been asked the oddest things from men I haven't even met." "Tell me about it." Lolita chimed in.  "One guy actually admitted he'd be more willing to go down on me if I had a landing strip.  A God Damn landing strip!! I told him he couldn't be serious and asked if he watched 90s porn much." "Of course he did."  Samantha smirked. Samantha laughed so hard.  "There is definitely a direct correlation between men's facial hair and women's pubic hair.  Did you see that meme?  It's so true.  The more hair on their face, the less hair women have down there. Lol

What better way to celebrate a Birthday than with good friends and a token stripper.   It's even better when the stripper doesn't need to be paid because he is friends with your bestie. In walks Calvin in his designer jeans and expensive pull over.  You may not have guessed, at first glance, he gets paid to take off cop clothes. However, Kacie knew the minute she laid eyes on him he had something worth paying attention to.   She watched as he strutted past her, his movements exuding sexuality.  She carefully looked him up and down, taking him all in.  She deliberately made eye contact in the elevator, her mission was set. This one was going to be fun. Calvin knew he could get anyone he wanted. He choose Dana.  Dana however could care less. She may have teased Calvin over the last month, however, she wasn't into such young guys and Calvin's timing was off with her, something wasn't right.  Ironically, Kacie knew she was getting Calvin

Three women were casually talking over Cocktails. Each had a story.  Each added something to the conversation.   They were each very enthusiastic to listen to one another chat about their latest man conquests. Sometimes it's the smallest details of a conversation that make the story worthy.  One iota of truth that pulls everything into perspective. Melinda was with her newest, hot flame.  He was really getting her juices flowing.  They had the most intense sex, sex she hadn't experienced in quite a while.  "You don't understand," she told her girlfriend's. " This is different.  We did it everywhere in the house.  And I could NOT believe how effortless it all felt. There is just something about him. He is my Tim McGraw and I just can't help myself.  I want him all to myself.  In fact, after we both cam, we just laid there in our cum juices and snuggled.  As if, it was the most natural thing in the world.  I have never done that be

When a girl goes on a first date. There are three things she is wary of.  Will the guy be short? Will the guy be cool? Will the guy try to make a move, and if he does, will she want him to? Dating is a sport.   You win some, you lose some. Here's a dating tale, you decide: Jamie was waiting for her date.  She was excited to meet the guy.  They texted for almost a week, he was engaging and seemed like he'd be fun to hang out with. She was standing outside waiting for him to approach.  She stood there in her boot heals, looking as adorable as she could.  She spotted him and she was hopeful. As she walked toward him, she was thinking, "Oh no.  Is  it possible? This isn't my date is it?" And as they walked towards each other she knew she was most definitely screwed.  The disappointment written all over her face.  She was taller than him, but even without her heals she'd be taller.  And he was heavier.  His online photos must have been ol

Mindy and Katie both had dates the evening prior.  They made plans for lunch the following day to compare notes and were eager to share what they hoped would be excellent experiences to one another.  Let's lay out the circumstances one dater at a time . Mindy was going on a date with a WWF Wrestler.  She was so stinkin' excited.  His photos were dripping hot.  They had been chatting for weeks.  She meet him online and was totally hot for him. Katie was going on a date with a guy she had known forever. They met a few years ago when he worked at a local dance club. He was super cool and smooth.  They had untouchable chemistry.  They recently reconnected on Tinder and spoke on the phone a few times.  Both boys were local.  Both boys had tremendous potential.  Hot Chemistry was the name of the game. Let's talk about the actual dates. We will begin with Katie and Dance Club dude.  Katie had only kissed her guy after they went on a few very enticing dat

"I really do not understand why so many guys are asking if I'm kinky or have a fetish.  What happened to just good old fashioned sex?  Kristin was venting to her girlfriend Jalen. "Why is there a sex laundry list and I'm a prude if I'm not down with X Y & Z?! Kristin was so over the online dating world.  Each and every time she felt she had a decent guy that she could actually meet in person, he starts telling her about some ridiculous fetish.  "Oh please, can you wear nylons and take a photo.  Oh, I'm so excited you are simply thinking about doing this for me."  And than he got ignored on Snapchat.  "Jezus Jalen. What does a girl have to do to find a half way decent guy?  Maybe I need to find a Fucking Fetish and call it a day!" Jalen was Kristin's very gay girlfriend.  She didn't date after a few crazy experiences. She understood and listened intently. "Kristin, if it makes you feel any bett

Adian and Lana had a hot little thing going even before they met.  For some reason Lana just found Adian adorable and sexy all at once. His quirks, his mannerisms, his smart mouth, it was all sweet to Lana. The one thing she absolutely could not resist was how Adian took control in the bedroom. Something about his sincere confidence, and follow through on everything he said he would do, truly got to her.  For example, Adian made a comment before they met on how he could make most girls 'squirt.'  "Have you ever squirted?"  he asked, with a shit eating grin. "What? Squirt?  No way.  I have never!"   Lana was almost mortified.  Only girls in porn movies are able to do that stuff, she scoffed at the thought. And than she thought about it some more. Is this a thing now?  Do ALL girls squirt? The thing about this dynamic twosome, is they were 20 years apart in age. Lana older. She really was getting an entire education dating younger g

For those who didn't catch The Chick Whisperer intro:    Catch it here:  http://theendofdating.blogspot.com/2018/09/the-chick-whisper.html Eric has a way with women.  Women are drawn to him like moths to a fire.  He has a "Je ne sais quoi" a certain attraction that women sniff out and desire. What is it about him?   What is it that makes women desire him so much,  they will even jeopardize their family relationships? Let's set the stage: Eric is seeing Angie.  They have a good thing going.  Angie is one of many women on Eric's radar, but this particular evening he is spending time at home with Angie and her sister, Jill. Eric and Angie and Jill were enjoying a fun evening, drinking and laughing and spending quality time together. Eric must have been putting out some exceptionally hot vibes this particular evening without even realizing it.  Angie was none the wiser and she was sure Eric had eyes for her only.  Angie was a

Mary and Jane were the best of friends. They shared everything.  They shared their hopes and their dreams.  They shared their hardships and their pain. They shared their first sexual experiences as well.  They only trusted one another with their most intimate details regarding their love lives. Mary walked into a coffee shop to meet Jane one afternoon.  She ordered the most expensive, fattening drink and slumped down on the couch next to Jane. "Why are men such horny little deviants?  Why is it, they only have a one tract mind and want to fuck every hot piece of ass they see?  Why isn't one great ass enough????" Jane looked up from her smut novel and eyed Mary carefully.  She needed to be sensitive to Mary's needs.  Her emotional needs. You see, Jane thought more like a guy.  She loved sex. She was often hornier than the guys she choose to date.  She could care less about intimacy and often just wanted to tack another notch on her belt.  Jane l

Luke and Mandy went on their first date.  They had been chatting for a few weeks and got along very well. Both were intelligent, funny and attractive.  They really had a cool rapport going on.  Luke was hooked pretty early on.  He appreciated Mandy's carefree spirit, her sense of humor, her ability to blush at his compliments.  She was the whole package. Mandy loved Luke's ability to make her smile with his unique humor.  He was sweet and engaging.  He was a good catch.  He could have been a tad skinnier, but Mandy was really trying to be better about not being a shallow shit. Mandy and Luke went on two exceptionally good dates.  Luke was hopeful.  He was really hoping he and Mandy would eventually have sex.  You see, Luke had a story.  His story was unique.  It was the whole reason Mandy put her shallowness aside and gave Luke a fair chance. Unfortunately, the very reason Mandy took an interest in Luke, was the very reason she would send Luke on his merry way.

Jacy met this intriguing guy at a friend's home one brisk evening in January.  His name was Pablo. Jacy had discovered in the single world face to face meetings are always better when deciding if a date could even be a possibility. Jacy had no problem asking a guy, she has just met, out.  She was confident and knew what she wanted and when. This guy was nice, funny, entertaining and slightly plump.  Jacy decided weight was a non factor these days.  As long as the guy was single and decent she would at least give him a shot. Pablo however never followed through on their date.  He kept in touch occasionally and always hoped to see her at their mutual friends home, but that date never solidified. Jacy was indifferent.  She dated other guys and just figured the guy was not really a big dater. And than it happened.  The actual plan for a date. He impressed her with a nice dinner and fancy wine.  Jacy was digging the whole wine and dine experience.  A far cry fro

Julie attended a friend's wedding with another girlfriend. She was excited, as this was going to be an exceptionally happy, sweet, romantic wedding.  A bunch of her friends were going and they were going to have a slamming, damn good time.  Julie's friend, Laura, could be uptight about things.  She is conservative in many aspects, yet liberal minded.  It's a polarizing concept. Regardless of Julie and Laura's differing views on life and love, they still had a blast together and always found a way to laugh at the stupidest things.  That's what friendship is all about. This particular wedding was quite the event.  There was a lot going on in every aspect of the word "wedding."  It was truly beautiful. Everyone had a lot to drink.  A little too much by the end of the night.  Julie decided to drunk dial an old boyfriend and his new girlfriend answered.  They had words, it escalated and Julie hung up extremely hurt. She was pissed he mo

There was this guy.  His name was Erik.  He was average. Not too tall, not skinny.  He didn't work out and he could blend into a crowd. There was not anything particularly special about Erik.  Erik's wife divorced him.  The bitch left him for another guy.  She actually told Erik he was inferior in the bedroom.  Her exact words were:  "Just so you know, Erik, no one has EVER made me cum harder than him".  (Meaning her cheating lover) Erik was heartbroken, devastated and his self esteem had plummeted.  He knew he and his wife had had a healthy sex life for all the years they were married, yet one young stud simply ended it all for them.  He pondered, 'how could this ever happen?' One wild weekend out, Erik met Elaine.  Elaine reminded him that he could still have some fun.  Although, Elaine was ultimately interested in Erik's friend, Erik and Elaine hit it off and eventually became fast friends.   Elaine listened to Erik's woes and secr

"What is it about men being desirous of anal sex?"   Barb said to her girlfriend Deb over brunch one Sunday morning.  "I get that it probably feels better, but does it give men a sense of power knowing they can simply take a woman from behind?" Barb looked at Deb straight in the eye.  "What is the deal with anal?!?"   The words slipped off her tongue in delight. Deb, took a sip of her mimosa and smiled wide, "I occasionally wonder, do they have gay tendencies?  Why not venture on the same team?" Barb nodded in agreement.  "A woman's female parts are warm and moist and so much more satisfying than the alternative." Barb begins to tell Deb about her "backdoor" encounter from the other night. "I have been proposition before.  Men eagerly want to go down that road and the answer has always been, 'Hell No!  Seriously, dude? Are my lady parts not enough?' It's not as if I hadn

There was a guy named Grayson.  He had this thing about him.  Women loved to be around him.  He engaged and gave just enough of attention, that it allowed him to be everything to everyone. He wasn't really great at being in relationships, and he chose his women based on who made him feel the most at ease.  Little did he know, a woman would soon cross his path to penetrate the friend factor and give him something to pause on. One evening he ran into this woman, her name was Linda.  Linda and Grayson had a blast poking fun at one another.  They drank a Martinis and laughed about their exs.  Linda never had an interest in Grayson.  She knew how he was and she needed something deeper.  Something more than Grayson was ever willing to give. Linda liked Grayson well enough, but she really considered Grayson a womanizer.  The entire concept unsettled her. Why bother, being a conquest was not an option for Linda.  However, after a few Martinis, Linda's mind cha

Who said two decent people, recently divorced, can not meet on Tinder? There was an exceptionally hot couple, TJ and Lola.  He had terrible Tinder photos, she was stuck on another guy when they met.  They met for their first date at a local brewery.  As he sits down, she looks him over, her interest quickly peaked.  'He isn't short,' she thought.  'He is kissable.'    Translation: "He looks so much cuter in person." Lola knew the date was a mere distraction from the guy she truly wanted, but she needed to move on.  She needed to figure out how to keep her life relevant.  TJ was intrigued.  He liked Lola a little too much.  The date went from, "Hey, How are you?"  to drinks, to making out, to more drinks, than dinner and hot passionate kissing in each and every establishment they went to.  Before they knew what had hit them, their clothes were off in TJs beach side hotel room. It all happened laser fast and the next morni